In honour of Fathers Day, here are some absolutely terrible Dad jokes for you all to enjoy. We scoured the web for the best garden related jokes we could find, but admittedly this vein of humour is on the slim side! Some of them are tenuous at best, but that’s kind of in keeping with the theme right? The more terrible the better!
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled.
What vegetable can tie your stomach in knots?
String beans.
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, its cold out here.
What kind of flowers do you give to King Tut?
Chrysanthemummies.
Why did the gardener quit?
Because his celery wasn’t high enough.
What do you call it when worms take over the world?
Global Worming.
What does Dad catch Mum reading at the bottom of the garden?
50 Sheds of Grey
Why did the tomato blush?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What do you get if you cross a four leaf clover with poison ivy?
A rash of good luck
What’s brown and sticky?
A stick!
